Timber jumps back on Leighanne and continues attacking her.

Leighanne (screaming): Bri-yannn!?!?! Bri-yannnnn!!! Helpppp!!

Willa (whispers to Britney): I don't know why Timber is hurting her. She's already wounded. She has one less breast. But on the other hand, if Leighanne gets hurt really badly, Brian may divorce her. He won't be able to care for her because he will be touring. Then I will become Mrs. Littrell. He will buy me a new car, a house, some new pearls. Nick may not want me anymore but there are other Backstreet Boys who are hungry for some Willa love.

Britney walks away from Willa as she continues day dreaming.

Leighanne (still screaming): Why isn't anyone helping me!!! This is assault. She can't do this. Help. Bri-yannnn!!

Brian God appears and he starts shaking his head.

Brian (speaking in a very gentle voice): Timber, kindly remove your body from my wife. Please?

Timber continues attacking Leighanne and ignores Brian God.

Brian: You know I am God and you know I can change Justin into a gremlin just like that.

Justin: Hey!! I am too beautiful. Why would you want to change me? Actually, I would like a powerful voice like JC if you could to that.

Timber ignores Brian God and sinks her teeth in Leighanne.

Leighanne (screaming): Brian!! I don't want to die. Olive Juice is just starting to appear in theaters. This is my huge break. Help me!!

Brian: Timber. Did you hear me?

Timber ignores Brian and grabs Leighanne by the hair and drags her to the other side of the room.

Brian God: Alright you asked for it.

Justin: No no. Wait. No.

Brian God waves his hand in the air and poof..Justin turns Chris.

Chris #2: Hi. Am I the new member of 'Nsync?

Chris #1: Why yes you are! It's nice to meet you!

Timber (leaps off Leighanne and starts screaming): Noooooooooooooo!! Justin!! Come back!! Justin!!!!!

Leighanne stands up and pulls her shirt back in place and runs behind Brian God.

Brian: I can make them multiply too.

Timber: Nooooo. Brian. I beg you for forgiveness. Please. Change him back! I'm sorry. I will never hurt Leighanne again. Please!!!

Timber gets down on her knees and starts crying.

Nick: Why is she crying? She loves Justin that much??

Brian God: Alright. Timber, my child, I will bring back Justin.

Brian God waves his hand in the air and Chris #2 turns back into Justin.

Justin: Like whoa!!!! What just happened here?

Timber: Thank you!!! I love you. I love you.

Timber runs over and hugs Justin and kisses him all over.

Justin: Timber! Slow down. I'm not going anywhere, sweetheart.

Momobee (whispers to Sham): Do you think if I did that to Brian McFayden he would be as responsive?

Sham: Only one way to find out.

Momobee runs over to Brian McFayden and whispers something in his ear. Brian smiles and takes Momobee by the hand and leaves the wedding. One can only imagine where they went.

Minister: Ladies and gentleman. The clock is ticking. This wedding was paid for already. We have a wedding to continue.

Lance: Babykaos. We need to get married now. Please??

Babykaos: But Lance. I do not love you anymore. I can't be married to a man that likes men.

Lance (crying): I want to see you happy. Who are you going to marry?

Nick: Well. You did say that you loved me.

Babykaos: When did I say that I love you?

Nick: I'm having a brain fart. I thought you told me you loved me. Timber, Momobee, and Sham pulled me aside and told me that you loved me.

Babykaos glares at Sham who realizes that her girls have left her.

Sham (nervously): I.. I never told him that. Timber did.

A voice is heard in the distance.

"Babykaos??"

Babykaos (turns): Yes??

Harp music starts playing and Babykaos hears birds chirping.

Babykaos: Oh my god. It's you!!!

The mysterious voice: Yes it's me. Do you remember I told you that once we make it huge in show business, I would marry you. Well that day has come, Babykaos. Will you do me the honor and please become my beautiful wife?

Babykaos: Yes!! Yes! I love you. Yes.

The figure arises from the distance.

Nick: Howie! Man! Why are you stealing my woman?

Sham pulls Nick to the side and whispers in his ear and kisses his cheek.

Nick: Oooh, Can I get a baked potato with that??

Sham smiles and nods her head.

Nick: Howie.. you are probably the better man for her. I can never stay with just one woman.

Nick and Sham walk off hand in hand.

Howie gets down on his knee: Babykaos, I love you. Will you please be my wife?

Babykaos starts crying tears of joy and runs her hands through Howie's hair.

Howie places the ring on Babykaos finger and proceeds toward the altar.

Howie (to Minister): Sir, I think we have it right this time.

Minister: Do you Babykaos, take thee, Howard to be your..

Babykaos (still crying): Yes! I do. Yes.

Minister: Do you, Howard Dwayne Dorough, take thee Babykaos to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall live, till death do you part.

Howie: I do.

Minister: By the power vested in me. I NOW pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.

Howie reaches over and softly kisses Babykaos on the lips.

The crowd starts cheering. Timber and Justin return.

Timber: Aaron, why is everyone so happy?

Aaron (turns to Timber): Because Babykaos just found her true love.

Timber: Oh so that's the Backstreet Boy that she was in love with!! I don't know why I thought it was Nick.

Aaron (runs his fingers through his hair and realizes he will look like Nick in a few years): It's ok. Everyone loves Nick.

Babykaos: Not me. I think I know who I love.

Howie smiles, turns to Babykaos, and winks as they walk hand in hand into the sunset.

The End!!!!