Leighanne (aka Evil Lee): Excuse me?

Timber: I was just simply stating that I love Brian.

Leighanne: So do I, honey. Check out this rock on my finger.

Leighanne shows her wedding ring to Timber whose face turns red with anger. Timber growls and rips off the wedding ring and throws it at Leighanne and hits her in her right breast. Slowly, her silicone starts oozing out. Momobee's jaw drops in amazement.

Brian: What is happening?? I thought they were real!!!!

Leighanne: Brian.. baby. Don't worry. I can get a new pair. Just give me ten thousand dollars to get the best implants ever. First let me attack this Timber chick.

Leighanne leaps forward onto Timber and they continue fighting and slipping and sliding over the pile of silicone that is on the floor.

JC: Timber! I would help you but I don't want to break a nail and I'm not wearing my speedos right now under my tuxedo. You know. I don't want to hurt what I'm blessed with.

Timber: That's ok Scooter! I think I can take this bi@!@ down by myself.

Aaron, who is the ring boy, arises from behind.

Aaron: What is going on here??

Lance: Timber and Leighanne are fighting.

Aaron: I see that. This Timber chick is one heck of a crazy little party girl...how I love her.. partyin' around the world how she wants to..

Justin: Look kid. If you don't shut up, I will kick your butt so hard. I liked you on the Nickleodeon special but now you've got to go.

Nick: I know you're not picking on my brother.

Nick approaches Justin and Brian God pulls them apart.

Brian God: Listen.. What is the answer to our life? Show me the way. Do you we really need all of this hatred?

Timber (sniffles): Yes Brian. You are right.

She prys herself off Leighanne.

Britney (whispering to Leighanne): Awww..look girl. I know the number of a really good doctor that can get you a pair for a decent price. He will even remove them if you're not happy.

Britney reaches in her purse.

Lance (whispers to Babykaos): Look. I want you to know that I love you. I don't know why we need all of this fighting. I don't love JC like I love you. We don't need these freaks. We can get married without them. Just you and me. I love you, Babykaos. Do you love me too?

Babykaos opens her mouth to answer but is interrupted by another voice.

"Hold it right there".

Momobee (who is still attached to Brian McFayden's waist looks up to see who is behind the mystery voice): Oh my gosh! It's Fishel!! What is she doing here?

Babykaos turns to Lance. Her eyes fill up with tears.

Lance: No. No. No. You don't understand.

Timber: What the hell are you doing here?

Fishel: I had to come wish my Lanceypoo a good marriage, but damn!! What the hell happened here?

Sham: Timber and Leighanne were fighting.

Fishel: Oh I seeeeeeee *slips and falls on the floor*

Timber: *laughing* Oh my god, are you alright?

Fishel: Yeah, I'm okay. Justin, baby, damn you are looking sweetie!

Timber: I swear if you touch him, I will rip your hair out.

Fishel: Oh yeah. *saunters over to Justin* Like this. *Grabs Justin's ass*

Justin: Hey!!!

Timber: That's it bitch!! *Grabs Fishel by her hair and tackles her to the ground*

Meanwhile...

Lance: Anyways, what do you say??

Babykaos: I can't. These are my friends and I can't do that them!

Lance: Oh yeah!! Some friends. One is fighting and the other is trying to molest that News guy!!

Timber: Guess you will not be touching my man ass anymore fishgirl. (Timber says as she knocks fishgirl unconscious.)

Justin: I am never going to make you mad sweetie.

Timber: Don’t worry I would never harm your beautiful body, I would just mentally abuse you.”(Timber says smiling as she picks herself off the floor.)

Justin: That is nice of you, honey.

Aaron: Help Me!!! Mommy!!!!!!

(Everyone turns to see Aaron running for is life with Sham chasing him.)

Sham: Come here little boy, I want to teach you some things.

Aaron: Mommy!!!

Sham: I promise it will not hurt.

Lance: Babykaos, should we help him? Babykoas??? Where did you go??

Joey: Umm dude she is chasing the kid too.

Aaron: Momma, Momma, Momma!!!

Babykaos: We won’t hurt you we just want to play.

Momobee who is still attached to Brian McFayden's legs is about to join in.

Timber: Momobee, don’ t. It is just way too sad. Plus JC is straight now.

Momobee: He is?

JC: I am?

Justin: Yes, you are! (He says glaring at JC, then he whispers) think granny sweaters.

JC: I think you are hot Momobee. Way hotter than Justin and his rippling muscles, angelic face and tender skin of a man-child.

Momobee: I knew you weren’t gay!!!!!(She says as she jumps on JC's back riding him like a pony.)

Aaron runs by again slipping on the silicon and lets out more screams as he climbs to his feet and runs for his life.

Aaron: HELP HELP HELP!!!!!!!!

Lance: You should help your little brother.

Nick: Why??? Better him then me.

Evil Lee: Will you look at those pathetic girls chasing after that poor little boy.

Timber: I know you did not just call my girls pathetic. I kicked your ass once, and now I am going to send you back to hell where you belong. (Timber says as she jumps on Evil Lee pulling out her nasty bleached hair.)