Babykaos: Before..(stumbles to find the stage) start to sing this song. I would like to dedicate the first song to Lance. He had the audacity to cheat on me with JC. So this is what my response is.
Lance (spitting cake out of him mouth): I didn't cheat on you!!!!
Babykaos: Lance.. This one is for you.
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side;
But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin' how you did me wrong, And I grew strong,
And so you're back from outer space..
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face.
I should have changed that stupid lock . I should have made you leave your key.
If I'd've known for just one second you'd back to bother me
Go on now, go walk out the door.
Just turn around now.
('cause) you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did I crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not.I. I will survive!
Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive;
I've got all my life to live,
I've got all my love to give and I'll survive, I'll survive!!
Lance: (sniff sniff) Do you really mean that??
Babykaos: You should have thought of that the day before you cheated on me.
Lance: But But..
Babykaos: Now it's time to sing to my true love. Nick!!! Nicky?
Lance: Baby.. listen, baby, please try to forgive me.. stay here don't put out the glow ...
Nick: I know you aren't trying to copy us again. Go back to your boyfriend JC. Go.
Lance in tears goes to the other room.
Nick Pushes Willa aside and takes a seat next to the stage.
Babykaos Belts out : Oooooooooppppeeeennnn up your heart to me. And say whaaaasssssson your mind. I know that we've been through so much pain, but I still need you in my liiiiii...oh my god.. I think I'm going to be sick.. Does anyone have a bucket?? Hmpphmpp.. I can't hold it in. I need a bucket.
Nick: Not the hair. (Runs out of the room)
Babykaos struggles to rejoin herself, while the wedding party moves to the other room.
Nick takes a seat next to Sham and Willa. Next to Nick is Momobee and Timber who is seated next to Justin and Britney. JC is seated behind Nick.
JC: Did I ever tell you that sweater looks smashing on you? It brings out your eyes.
Nick: Really?
JC: Most definately. I can see the chestnut flakes in your eyes and the golden strands of...
Nick gets scared and switches chairs.
JC: (grumbling) I didn't want him anyway.
MomoBee: Now is our chance girls, I got a plan. Who's with me?
Timber: I'm in!
Sham: Not me, Babykaos has Nick wrapped around her little finger!
MomoBee: Okay then, come on Timber, we've got plotting to do!
So as Timber and MomoBee are off plotting, Babykaos comes back in and takes a seat on Nick's lap.
Babykaos: Where was I? Oh yes, I neeeeeeeed you tonight, I neeeeeeeed you right now. I knooooow that deep within my heart. It....
Timber: Excuse me. May we have your attention please? Ok, we would like to dedicate a little song to Britney and Lance from us.
Music starts.
Timber: *sings* You're pulling petals off a flower trying to get your way, keep pulling till it says what you say. Girl you can pick a field full of daisies, but he'd still be my baby.
MomoBee: *sings* I know you can hardly wait till I'm away from him. Instinctively I know what you're thinking. You'll be giving him an open invitation, but my baby won't be taking it.
Timber and MomoBee: You can pout your cherry lips, try to tempt him with a sweet kiss, you can flut your pretty eyes, he ain't got his hands tied. No chains to unlock, so free to do what he wants. He's into what he's got...
Britney and Lance: And that's me!!!!!
Timber and MomoBee: *storming over to them* HE LOVES ME, HE LOVES YOU NOT!!
Timber: Yea, Brit, he loves me honey, not your skanky ass!!
Britney: Justin, baby, tell her you love me and not her!!
Justin: Britney I love HER, not YOU!! Timber's older and more mature, she knows what man wants, you my dear, don't!!
Timber: Aww..Brit, sorry for ya sweetie! I hear Joey's single and ready to mingle!! Go get him!!
Meanwhile...
JC: Lance, I'm so sorry I ruined your wedding!
MomoBee: JC, baby, are you sure you want him, when you have a real woman like myself!! I know what you need, not Lance!! He probably doesn't even know the meaning of freaky deaky!
Lance: Yes I do!! JC, I'm sorry but I don't want you. I love Babykaos!!
MomoBee: Yes!!! JC, come to momma, baby.
JC: No!! I love Lance not you!!
Just then MTV News came on the scene.
Brian McFayden: Excuse me Miss?? Can I get a statement from you, please??
MomoBee: You can get more than a statement if you want, sugar.
Timber and Justin are doing things in the back of the room when Justin stops suddenly as his sixth camera sense kicks in. He jumps up and runs to the MTV crew.
Timber: Damn he is a camera whore!
Brian Mcfayden: Is it true that Nsync has come out of the closet?
JC proudly stands up and walks over ready to spill his guts when Justin knocks him out of the way. Lance who is overcome with guilt stands beside Justin. Chris and Joey stand with them.
Lance: No, it is not true. I love Babykaos!
Joey: We love women. I mean I love all women. I would even do your mom.
Chris: He would.
Brian McFayden: Leave my mom alone dude. Umm can I help you? (Brian asks Momobee who has attached herself to his lower extremities.)
Momobee: Only if you want to baby.
Timber: He is like sixteen. I am glad Nicks little brother didn’t come you guys would have molested him.
Babykaos: Aaron is hot.
Sham: Yeah, he is hot.
Nick: You girls think my little brother is hot???
Timber: They are sick I tell you.
JC: Well Aaron is the hottest what I wouldn’t give to…(stops suddenly as Justin elbows him in the gut then drags his ass out of the room.)
Justin: I was not kidding. I have known you forever, but I swear to God if you do not stop this gay @#%$. I am going to leave. I will go solo. I don’t need you guys anyway. I was just being loyal. I thought we were friends till the end, but no you have to go ruin everything.
JC: I can not deny who I am!
Justin: Yeah, well you are going to be in a group with Chris, Lance and Joey WITHOUT ME. How long are you going to last? Guess you will not be buying any more fancy sweaters now.
JC: No, more granny sweaters!!!!
Justin: Are you gay or are we still Nsync?
JC: I’m not gay. That was just a joke. Hahaha, fooled you. I’m straight. I love my granny sweaters. I buy all the pretty ones.
Meanwhile…..
Babykaos: I wouldn’t like rape him, but if was willing.
Nick: That is so sick!
Momobee: I hear he is a really mature ten-year-old.
Sham: He is eleven!!!
Timber: You girls are sick.
Babykaos: You are just jealous Justin went off alone with JC.
Timber: My Lustin Justin is not gay. I have proof. (Big smile breaks out on her face).
Sham: He does love Nsync, I wonder what he would do to preserve it?
Momobee: I bet almost anything. JC is hot and he is feminine.
Timber: Shut up I hate you all!!!
Suddenly the voice of an angel is heard as Brian enters. (Brian Littrell)
Brian: It is wrong to hate.
Timber: Umm…umm…I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Lee: So do I.